#bruno kaminski

[mrsbsmooth]

NEW FIC POSTED

Every time he saw her he felt his Orthodox uncle smacking him upside the head. There was something in the book of Exodus about this, he was sure of it. Something about levels of torture, or the seven deadly sins, but every single one of them was lust. Every morning, he walked out to some new circle of hell. If it wasn’t her knickers laid flat on the table next to him at breakfast, it was Lululemon in the living room and downward-facing-dog. If it wasn’t yoga pants and a messy bun, it was a thin white tank top; braless and with soaking wet hair. He’d started getting up earlier to try and avoid running into her in the mornings. She was at her least-dressed when she had a shoot, and he knew she had one that day. He sank his spoon into his porridge, trying to eat it as fast as he could. He was not fast enough.

As promised. Smutty Bruno for @caitkaminski Enjoy ahahahahah!

Read now on Ao3

[caitkaminski]

STOP RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THIS

I got a valentines card from a very special paintbrush haired man and it further cements the fact i am a goddamn simp for this man, forever and always xox

SO ENJOY IT TOO 💕🥰🌹💕🫶😍💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💐💒💖❤️‍🔥✨😘💞❣️🌷

thank you @beesandfigsblog for this absolute masterpiece 🫶

I also won Gary as a gift to @rebelrayne, you can check that out on her page here

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

I miss Bruno. That’s it. That’s the post :)

[hookhausen]

playing LI S4 for the first time and ngl, this season is fun as hell

i originally started the szn bc of will (and oliver? bc he was on the cover) but he was not what i thought he was gonna be like so i moved over to bruno and omg?? hes so sweet like plss

im only about 23 eps in so i havent met some yet but bruno my loveeee

[kittidot]

Chapter 4 of Stand Up or Stand Down is up on Ao3 here and this time we’re with back with Bruno who has some tough questions to face as he thinks back to a night when he’d planned to ask a big question…

Can he make things right with Alys and get them back on track or is fate going to deal another cruel hand?

[willkimurashat]

Tim, Bobby, Bruno, and Tai 🫢😬

[eskiix]

For @auds-and-evens - Merry Christmas lovely!

Fic Summary:

When Sydney makes the trip home for Christmas, the last thing she expects is for her childhood-crush-turned-enemy to pick her up from the airport - or that the two of them would get lost in a snowstorm.

Read it on AO3

[rachytales]

A couple bits'n'bobs from something I've been working on - it's still under WIP status cause it's a longboi.

LITG season 4, in-villa. Bruno gets the main character treatment.

I'm still tossing between doing chapter releases or waiting to drop it all in one go.

Sneaky peeky under the cut, thoughts are welcome!

“Mr Kaminski? Is this a bad time?”

***

Wait. Did they call to let you know they weren’t taking you? Surely not, there’d be hundreds of people they’d need to call. But that meant – focus, Bruno! The woman on the other end was still talking, what had she said?”

“Yes, I mean no, I mean. I’m sorry, I didn’t catch what you said.”

“I said we loved your application, are you still interested in appearing on the programme?”

Was he what???

“Are you pulling my leg right now? Did the lads put you up to this? You aren’t Steve’s brother’s girlfriend putting on a voice, are you?”

“No, no, and no.”

Well shit.

***

“We get all sorts of reactions to these calls, so don’t stress about it. We’ll be in touch with a contract and some other t’s and c’s in due course. Have a good day.”

Bruno stared dumbfounded at the screen. What the fuck had just happened?

***

Bruno felt sick with anticipation, he shouldn’t have watched this with his sisters, not if her outfit was anything like the other girls. And then, there she was. On the screen in front of him, shaking her hips to the beat, and wearing a full body banana costume. Wait, what? She was laughing, the boys were laughing, Nina and Zia had spilled the popcorn they were laughing so hard, and Bruno? Well, Bruno had only gone and fallen in love right then and there.

***

A thoughtful look on her face, she opted to slide in gracefully, positioning herself slightly further away from Bruno than he would have liked. He couldn’t tear his eyes away, she was even more captivating in real life. Trying to get out of his head, he gestured to the space between them with a smile.

“You can get closer, if you like. I don’t bite.”

“Oh?” She slid closer to him, smiling. “I do.”

Bruno gulped, audibly, and she laughed again. As Najuma and Youcef joined in, she gave his knee a quick squeeze under the water.

“Sorry, couldn’t help it. You left that wide open. I’m Evie.”

***

“So, Evie, you’re with Kobi, right? How’s that going?”

She shrugged. “Ah, he’s grand. To be honest, I only chose him because I wanted to get up Lexi’s nose a bit after she was being a cow, I don’t even fancy him really.” She looked awkward for a second. “Not that he’s bad looking! He’s aesthetically pleasing, I’ll give him that. He just doesn’t butter my toast, y’know?”

“He doesn’t…what?”

“We’re just mates.” Scrunching up her nose in annoyance, she added, “we don’t even cuddle.”

“Mon dieu.”

Bruno laughed. He couldn’t help it. This was the best possible answer she could have given! She’d made his day and didn’t even know it.

“Well, in that case, allow me to introduce myself – ”, he held out his hand towards her, “ – Bruno Kaminski, applying for the position of your boyfriend.”

[mrsbsmooth]

Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten.

“That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”

[perfectlysunny02]

[mrsbsmooth]

sis before the complete disaster of s5, in s4 which route did you do?

Pffpfpfpfppf babe have you even seen my profile header???

I am the world's largest and most vocal Bruno stan and apologist like this man has never put a foot wrong in his entire life and he is my husband 5ever. I adore him and his stupid paintbrush head and his bangin' underwear and his porridge and his dumb jokes.

Blonde men are the death of me I swear to god.

[caitkaminski]

Nah not valentines Bruno getting flagged lmao

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

Lil wip of this elite friendship 💕

[wardingoffevil]

Bruno vibes?! 😩

[belgradeoldschool]

31.kolo evrolige: partizan - real madrid 76:88 (21.3.2024)

kaminski, obradovic i kaboklo

[mrsbsmooth]

Let’s be real this is what we really wanted

Oh what could've been

@hanky-panky-hamish